The last really contentious split I had involved a woman I had an apartment with. She was in the process of moving out when I stopped by to grab some clothes (I was staying the hell away from her during the process). She wasn't there, but had started breaking down the waterbed, which was hers. It was nearly completely drained, and so I poked several holes in the bottom of the mattress with a fork. Just a little something for her to remember by.
Never heard anything about it, but I'm sure that ended up being a nice watery disaster for her. Bitch.
