Well, I guess you really do have birthdays ... who knew?
Anyway, here's a little birthday poetism I made for you, Mr. Phobia. I hope you like it on account of the fact that I spent all year long on it and missed a lot of work in the process which cost me a ton of money and I finally got fired and lost my car and my house and I had to give my dog away to the animal shelter, but that's okay since it's your birthday and stuff, so here it is ...
There once was a poster named Phil
Who sent Nick at Warpaint a bill
But Nick did not pay his wage
So he expresses his rage
Banning posters who don't bend to his will
Happy birthday,
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