Yeah, I realize a football board is an odd place to seek dog advice, but Ive seen a whole lot weirder on here...
The problem with Dexter is the bloat is weighing heavy on his back, the same back he had surgery on a year and half ago. So, I think Im going to take him in this morning and get him an enema.
Thanks for the responses thogh. And yes,Doxies are pretty much bulletproof.