I always wonder if fat people like her $hit their pants on purpose. If they don't have someone forcibly prying their (_l_) (just for you H5N1) open with some sort of tool and putting a bucket by their bungholios, chances are, they probably think the whole "stand up, walk to the bathroom and maneuver my body in a position where I can successfully take a $hit in the toilet" process to be too grueling. The thing is, fat people like her probably CAN shit themselves without it being noticed. If they $hit themselves, the fecal matter may be prevented from seeping through the ass crack by all the fat globules. Obviously they will stink, but they probably stink anyways, so why not $hit your pants? What do you have to lose? This woman is disgusting. Her husband either; a.) really enjoys being a chef, b.) has a grotesque fetish for morbid obesity or c.) is wanting something... the attention/publicity or possibly life insurance $???
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