|Stay conservative, Donger, to be safe. Updated look, yet conservative.
-May I present to you the Cole Haan 'Sheik Oxford'
- made with vegetable tanned Italian leather
- Embossed logo on footbed and outsole
A couple of years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people left and right. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. Dogs died. Cats died. I saw a girl fly through the sky... and I looked up her skirt.