|Stay conservative, Donger, to be safe. Updated look, yet conservative.
-May I present to you the Cole Haan 'Sheik Oxford'
- made with vegetable tanned Italian leather
- Embossed logo on footbed and outsole
" There once was a girl from Salt Lake City, with two cord legs and two rubber titties. She loved electricity, but she burned off gas, with a V8 pussy, and a Cadillac ass. "