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keg in kc · 04-02-2012, 05:17 PM

Might be fun to do some predictions for tonight.

I'm thinking either Rock or Johnny Ace opens the show. I'm hoping Rock, because the crowd will pop huge with "Do you smell..." But I expect it to be Johnny Ace.

Cena will completely no-sell his loss last night, proving for the 47498th time that wins and losses don't matter in the WWE.

We're leading towards a Cena-Rock rematch at Summerslam, which will in turn lead toward Rock's match at next year's mania, against who I know not.

CM Punk and Jericho will have a rematch tonight that's better than last night's match, or will be involved in some kind of bizarre tag-team match (Punk/Sheamus and Jericho/Bryan?).

Zach Ryder will be made to look like a fool yet again. And I won't care yet again. Because I've never liked Zach Ryder. Not even for a second.

Miz will be wonderfully smarmy tonight, but I don't think they're ready to start giving him wins yet (or ever). Expect him to lose to R-Truth or something random.

I don't think we'll see Batista, but Lesnar will return tonight, interrupting something between HHH and the Undertaker, leading to HHH/Lesnar at Summerslam and Taker/Lesnar in Taker's retirement match at next year's mania. Which I think is a terrible idea. Taker should stop at 20-0. And I don't think anybody should end the streak.

There will be some divas garbage I won't care about.

There won't be the epic feeling from last year with the Rock announcing the match a year out, and the whole program will leave us wondering why we watch rasslin for the 578th time in the last year.

I don't actually expect any of that to be right. I'm just throwing poop at the wall.

04-02-2012, 05:17 PM	#8211
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	Might be fun to do some predictions for tonight. I'm thinking either Rock or Johnny Ace opens the show. I'm hoping Rock, because the crowd will pop huge with "Do you smell..." But I expect it to be Johnny Ace. Cena will completely no-sell his loss last night, proving for the 47498th time that wins and losses don't matter in the WWE. We're leading towards a Cena-Rock rematch at Summerslam, which will in turn lead toward Rock's match at next year's mania, against who I know not. CM Punk and Jericho will have a rematch tonight that's better than last night's match, or will be involved in some kind of bizarre tag-team match (Punk/Sheamus and Jericho/Bryan?). Zach Ryder will be made to look like a fool yet again. And I won't care yet again. Because I've never liked Zach Ryder. Not even for a second. Miz will be wonderfully smarmy tonight, but I don't think they're ready to start giving him wins yet (or ever). Expect him to lose to R-Truth or something random. I don't think we'll see Batista, but Lesnar will return tonight, interrupting something between HHH and the Undertaker, leading to HHH/Lesnar at Summerslam and Taker/Lesnar in Taker's retirement match at next year's mania. Which I think is a terrible idea. Taker should stop at 20-0. And I don't think anybody should end the streak. There will be some divas garbage I won't care about. There won't be the epic feeling from last year with the Rock announcing the match a year out, and the whole program will leave us wondering why we watch rasslin for the 578th time in the last year. I don't actually expect any of that to be right. I'm just throwing poop at the wall.
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