Originally Posted by lcarus
That's how I did it at first. But the problem was, afterwards the bathroom linoleum looked like Keith Richards just partied all night on it.
Peppermint Patty sensation without crop dusting the floor when wearing boxers.
You ever notice how on stop lights, green means go, but on a banana it's the opposite? Yellow means "go ahead." Green means "slow down." And red means "Where the **** did you get that banana?"