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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Here at Demonpenz services we have 3 default obits to satisfy your dead Chiefsplanet members dreams of being dead, but being maxed out on Rep

1 (Planet member) used ball powder, survived tornados, wouldn't have drafted Dexter so high, **** KU. He was ever so loving of Rich Scanlon. He is survived by his dogs Zubaz pants


2 (planet member) Was the life of the party at (chiefs tailgate-nzoner bash-random event) Unfortunately couldn't make it to the springfield party. he/she will always be remembered for the smile on their face, and their refusal to accept that you need a franchise QB to win a superbowl. He/She loved cats, often took life in stride with a grammer mistake here and there, and proudly claimed "Your an Idiot!" after someone posted that import cars are better than Chevy Cameros.

3: Rock Chalk Jayhawk (Chiefsplanet member) Also loved the Yankees and other front runners. Originally from Missouri he/she dabbled quite heavily in meth until being arrested for stealing painkillers from CVS in 04. He/She will proudly be remembered for having a helping hand in delivering lethal doses of Antifreeze to animals. He/She also loved his/her family. Jim/James/Jim and often called him by his nickname "Dad" He/She will be burried in a "Big Johnson shirt" with custom letters on it that say "TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP!"

4: (Chiefsplanet member) Often trolled with great delight as he sat around wondering why his/her life was so bad, often calling girls "slam pieces" he/she never grew up and always talked about banging 10's and driving a Star Wars painted Van. His right hand has been cut off after death and been sent in to scientists to see if it in fact is the most ****ed hand in the history of man kind. The people who knew him called him a Dreamer, a talker, and a person who was alive at one point in time.