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Atlanta- L
@Buffalo- W
@New Orleans- L
San Diego- W
Baltimore- L
@Tampa Bay- L
BYE
Oakland- W
@San Diego- L
@Pittsburgh- W
Cincinnati- W
Denver- W
Carolina- W
@Cleveland- W
@Oakland- L
Indianapolis- W
@Denver- L

Looks like 9-7 to me.

I put us down for 3-3 in the division. Wins at home, losses on the road. Until we prove that we're better than that, that will be about all we can muster.

@Buffalo is a revenge game. No way we let those pathetic bitches **** us over two years in a row. Also, Steve Johnson dies on that day.

After that, my "confident" wins are
Cincinnati (really overrated team, our defense will shut them down)
Carolina (can't stop the run. 200 yards for Jamaal?)
@Cleveland (could be a trap game, but we're absolutely the better and more talented team)
Indianapolis (**** the Colts)

The only game I'm really pretty sure that we'll lose is the Baltimore game.

That leaves Atlanta, @New Orleans, @Tampa, and @Pittsburgh. New Orleans is an electric offense that will probably catch us napping on the 2nd week of a roadtrip. Atlanta is better coached and is usually more prepared to start the regular season than we are. Tampa is my Chiefs brainfart game of the year that will have us all feeling like utter shit for the entire week, and @Pittsburgh is a game that we'll dig deep and find a way to get a much-needed W at that point in the season, entering it at 3-5. We have one of those every year.