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Originally Posted by GoHuge39
I recently spent a couple days at one of my client's office getting some things done. Hadn't ever met his wife before, but she does the books and is in every so often. They've got a cute little kid that is 22 months old (didn't know at that the time but I put him around 2). I had been talking to her for about 15 minutes and the kid climbs up on her lap and she whips out her floppy tit and little man goes to work. This all happens and she never breaks eye contact with me. Guess dude just needed a few pulls off it because he gets back down after maybe 30 seconds and floppy tit is stowed away. I thought that was strange and figured he wasn't that hungry, but when the whole thing played out again 20 minutes later I've got some serious WTF going through my head.
Now I don't know what the official time frame is for weening a kid of the tit is, but when they can walk, talk, and crawl up on the mother's lap (unassisted) I think we've gotta be close to shutting down shop. Especially when it is no longer a breastfeeding session and it has been reduced to a few pulls off the knocker. Reminded me of a guy bellying up to the bar just asking for a shot.
Am I the weird one or is that..........hell IDK how else to say it other than just kinda ****ed up?
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I've witnessed similar, sooo perfectly worded, puts me right there with you.