If I can dream:
NW Pod: KU, KSU, OU, OSU
SW Pod: UT, TT, TCU, BU
SE Pod: FSU, Miami, CU, Louisville
NE Pod: ISU, ND, WVU, Maryland
You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go, just remember, the last laugh is on you, and always look on the bright side of life!