Originally Posted by alnorth
Mr. dorky bowtie isn't some trash-talking drunk football hoodlum. The man's very highly educated, probably doesn't watch every game or even a majority of them, and has a massive university filled with pretend-army Aggy retards to run. The football team and athletic department is just one part of many he has to oversee. Its not unreasonable to take him at his word, though its also fair to keep in mind that school's generations-long Napoleon little-brother complex with UT.
The funny thing is...I don't think (from what I've heard) that you're arguing with anyone that actually went to MU.
The other thing about B-Rush is that he never lied. Coach Self would be like, “Did everyone make curfew last night? If you didn’t make curfew, raise your hand.” All of us that broke curfew kept our hands down — except B-Rush. He’d raise his hand and tell on himself. Coach Self would ask him why he didn’t make curfew and he’d say, “Because the club was crackin’!” Everyone would laugh and he’d make B-Rush run a little bit.