2004, the poster known today as John_Wayne seeks reward for his 5000th post.
He was known at the time for name changes, a post about almost seeing Daniel Sargent, a local news person, naked, because she showered in the same building in River Falls...and things that you can deduce from the poem I composed in his honor.
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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Gunther_fan has 5000 posts, in not enough hours
Did he tell you the story about the River Falls shower?
A Plethora of posts and too many threads
He's buying an Uzi, to kill terrorists dead.
On Gunther, On Freakshow, On Phony Gonzollez
How much more wit, will he grace upon us?
He's dashing, handsome, or clever He'll tell us
When we cut him a new one, he'll say you're just jealous.
He's not technically reeruned, informed, or obese
He's got a Guns n Ammo, for 5 finger release.
So here is to you, and the next time you're wrong
I'll Pen you a bud light "here's to you Mr" song.
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