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**gblowfish** · 06-04-2012, 08:40 AM

I've had a LOT of bad pizza from pizza joints. These come to mind as the worst:

Several years ago I was staying with a buddy of mine who lived in a St. Louis downtown loft, right across the street from the St. Louis main post office. We were out drinking all night, ordered a pizza delivery from Imo's and a six pack of beer. They brought the most awful pizza ever, little squares of cold linoleum with dog food piled on top. And a six pack of Lemp Beer. If you've never had Lemp beer, it's the finest beer brewed in Evanston, Indiana. Worse than Schlitz, worse than Buckhorn, worse than Grain Belt. That "meal" gave me the George Brett Bellagio Shits for two days.

Got food poisoning from a pizza in Chicago called Giordano's once. Had to fly the next morning. Nothing like flying with food poisoning.

Bad local pizza: Little Caesars is bad. I've never had Chucky Cheese, because I don't have kids. The buffet places like CiCis and Pizza Street always suck. Had a pizza from Casey's general store a few months ago that was so greasy, you could literally pour the grease out of the box.

Best in my hometown Independence, MO is Minsky's, Square Pizza, Fun House and Tim's Pizza.

I've had a Shakespeare's Frozen pizza. It's OK, not nearly as good as the real thing in Columbia. I lived on that stuff at Mizzou. It's some of the best pizza in the state of Missouri.

06-04-2012, 08:40 AM	#173
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17596178 VARSITY	I've had a LOT of bad pizza from pizza joints. These come to mind as the worst: Several years ago I was staying with a buddy of mine who lived in a St. Louis downtown loft, right across the street from the St. Louis main post office. We were out drinking all night, ordered a pizza delivery from Imo's and a six pack of beer. They brought the most awful pizza ever, little squares of cold linoleum with dog food piled on top. And a six pack of Lemp Beer. If you've never had Lemp beer, it's the finest beer brewed in Evanston, Indiana. Worse than Schlitz, worse than Buckhorn, worse than Grain Belt. That "meal" gave me the George Brett Bellagio Shits for two days. Got food poisoning from a pizza in Chicago called Giordano's once. Had to fly the next morning. Nothing like flying with food poisoning. Bad local pizza: Little Caesars is bad. I've never had Chucky Cheese, because I don't have kids. The buffet places like CiCis and Pizza Street always suck. Had a pizza from Casey's general store a few months ago that was so greasy, you could literally pour the grease out of the box. Best in my hometown Independence, MO is Minsky's, Square Pizza, Fun House and Tim's Pizza. I've had a Shakespeare's Frozen pizza. It's OK, not nearly as good as the real thing in Columbia. I lived on that stuff at Mizzou. It's some of the best pizza in the state of Missouri.
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