[InChiefsHeaven]

Thanks fellas! I'm thinking it may be a ground issue...

First I tried hooking up my wireless, and the problem was the same. Then I went out to the garage, same issue wireless or wired. Then I took it to a local music store and plugged in...no noise whatsoever with the wired or wireless connection. I guess my whole friggin' house is probably grounded shitty or something.

...so since we've all established the probability of a ground problem, is it just a matter of replacing outlets or is there some other shit I gotta do?

I don't know jack about electricity. I can do all kinds of other shit, but I never really mess with ol' sparky...