Originally Posted by Stewie
Q: Do you think the new "Dallas" will have the same kind of appeal it did 30 years ago?
A: "I sure hope so, otherwise we are wasting our time! No, listen. If it gets half the people watching that we had for the original, we would probably be No. 1 nowadays. With the built-in audience we have left from a couple of generations ago, and the new kids that are really good actors, and good scripts, I think it will be successful. And if it is not, it's fun anyway."
What Larry was really trying to say: "And if it's not a success, they paid me anyways so who gives a ****?!"