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Star Trek movie ratings:
I It was great when I was 14. Sucks now. BOOOOOOOOOOOORING.
II Best of the bunch. Awesome. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
III Tolerable. Some good parts. Also some bad parts. Shitty new Saavik. Sets so horrible they reminded me of the original series.
IV Okay, I guess. Star Trek for people who don't like Star Trek. **** the whales - I want space battles.
V Horrible.
VI Awesome. Great villain. Great battles.
VII Tolerable. I probably like it more than I should.
VIII Awesome, although it loses some luster if you watch the Red Letter Media review, because he makes some excellent points.
IX Abominable. Worst of the bunch. So bad it made V look okay. A lame TNG episode stretched out into a movie.
X Tolerable. Weakest of the even numbers. Basically a rip off of II, and the dune buggy scene made me want to shoot somebody with a disruptor.
XI Star Trek meets Star Wars. Silly but great fun.
Best to worst: II, XI, VIII, VI, III, IV, VII, X, I, V, IX
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