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I think we should put the Royals stadium in St. Joe.
The crowd will shower the players with Bud Ice and 5 for $5 Ar-B-Q sandwiches. And it's only a mild 60 mile commute from downtown KC. Not to mention the bar scene. Cigarette to the neck? Sure! Girl with obvious C-section scar working it hard at the Buffalo Bar? You bet! Shirtless dudes fighting in the parking lot over whose expense account they're going to use to pay the $32 bill? GODDAMN RIGHT!!!
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