[the Talking Can]

we're stuck with Bowe, instead of Antonio Brown

but we have matt cassel

but, also, Bowe dropped a pass once

but, we have a franchise QB and model our franchise after the Steelers, so by the transitive property we are champ...

but we upgraded at CB, getting more penalties for less money

but pioli no longer has to spend time sending text messages to national sports writers explaining what a shit head haley is

but we have brain daball, who made matt moore look like matt moore, an average QB

but we also have too many good WRs, need to get rid of some

but we also have a failed HC, so he is the next Belichick

but we also have the patriot way

but we also have Ugoh, which means we can let Albert go

but we also have Brady Quinn, a huge upgrade over Palko even though he's a massive downgrade from Orton

but he's cheaper

but our fans don't have to worry about Clark's money at night

man...hard call, i go back and forth

8-8

or maybe 8-8

but at least Cassel will be here