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Old 08-02-2012, 09:16 PM   #48
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Show up wearing a thong on the outside of your shorts, Hello Kitty bicycle helmet, hair all messed up crazy looking like you just woke up, ice cream stain on your shirt, rec specs, too much lipstick, a sock with fingerholes on one arm. They'll think this gal is cray cray. You'll make the squad with out a second thought!
Actually, if Luv does make the team, she'll need to invent a look and roll w/ it, (ghey ass pun intended, lol).

I was going to join the Omaha team this year, but I don't have time to beat up bitches.

Best to you, Luv! Hope you get the opportunity!
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