[Lumpy]

Heh. We had a cleanser salesman show up at our door a few months back. He was black, funny as shit, but he kept making race jokes. He sprayed the solution that he was trying to sell us on his arm and said, "see, this stuff won't even turn me a Michael Jackson white". I replied with, "well, I'm sure he's whiter now". The guy damn near lost it.

A little while later, Gonzo was talking to the guy and our exterior light came on. The guy jumped and said, "damn, what the hell triggered that to come on". Gonzo said, "the light activates whenever there's a minority on our porch trying to sell us crap". Again, the guy was in tears, laughing his off.

We ended up buying 2 bottles of the cleaning solution from the guy.