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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts
 That's pretty ****ing good. |
It's actually from a song by Guttermouth. They are pretty damn funny.
Here's the lyrics and a link to the song if you want to hear it. It's pretty good if you like punk...
Lucky the Donkey
My mother ****ed a donkey
down in Mexico
she had treinta margaritas
treinta years ago
her purse had just been stolen
she rad to make some cash
for fifty thousand pesos
the donkey ****ed her ass
I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
my mothers box was his salt lick
human-donkey fornication
her taco is the destination
It soon became apparent
it wasn't for the dough
a genuine fiesta -
at the donkey show
the crowd would shout "ole!"
as she nibbled on his sack
they never had a patron
demand their money back
A real freak show in the pit
the donkey's ****ing my moms tits
acting like a true ranchero
dancing around a big sombrero
The donkey's name was Lucky
oh, boy, he loved to ****
he'd get so damn excited
he'd kick and make you duck
if you want to be star
it's easy to be famous
just pull down your pants
let lucky **** your anus
I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
my mothers box was his salt lick
acting like a true ranchero
dancing around a big sombrero
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeKEz-bCUFQ