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Old 09-07-2012, 01:16 PM   #33
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I was born in 1974. It was a cold day and I felt I needed to come out of the womb. Thank goodness I wasn't aborted but I wasn't. Yay. Day 1 was full of surprises. First there was light and then there were titties. Titties with milk!!!! ****ing Score!! I became bored on sucking one titty and then went to another. Ever since, I've considered myself a two titty man. Day 2 more titties and a strange brown substance came out of my backside. I thought it was yukky and I cried but when they came they all were glowing about it, saying crazy shit like, "Jeffrey made a poopy." I thought well hell, I like this attention so I went to crapping myself every chance I got. A policy I followed religiously until the cheers turned into jeers, but more on that later. At the end of day 2 I was worn out and the only thing that kept me going was some more milk from the titties. Little did I know that would be the last time I drank the titty milk. Day 3 started out great, the sun was shining and the birds were chirping, and then it happened. When it came time to drink from the titties, some old bitch with a mole on her nose stuffed a plastic ****ing thing in my mouth. I was like what the hell! This ain't no tittahs nor any tittah milk!!! This was bullshit, so I spit it up like mad, bad hell but to no avail. They resolved to put a small ring size titty in my mouth instead of the fake milk producing tittahs. I had had enough! I whined and I screamed and howled and then I got it. Titties are here one minute and gone the next. Best to be grateful and appreciative when they're in your mouth. Advice I still follow to this day.
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