I have met the rock band Helix before twice, and the singer is on my Facebook. I had a beer with Brian MacRae in Westport years ago and 30 minutes later as I was entering the can, he was leaving and patted me on the shoulder and said, "Hey, Ed, how's it going?" I saw Tommy the Puke Morrison two times in bars. He was sitting next to me and a girl came and sat next to him and wanted him to light her cigarette. He asked me if I had any fire and I said I didn't smoke. Then I said, "Good luck in the ring," and he said thanks. Then he got his ass beat in a tune up fight and lost out on a huge payday with Lennox Lewis. Moron.
If Playmates count as celebs, I knew a few of them and was private security for them at some trade shows. I also had dinner with two of them (not at the same time) and won a "breakfast date" with another.
I also saw Tim Robbins in O'Hare back in 2009. He was goofy looking and walked almost like he was wearing flippers. We made brief eye contact but I was not about to say anything to him. I didn't see his old lady, Turkeyneck Sarandon around, either.
Also, a guy I graduated with has been in TV shows and commercials, so if he counts, then I also have met and know Mike Madrigal. He was on Modern Family in May, played a school teacher and had two scenes where he got to speak.