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Old 09-15-2012, 04:33 PM   #77
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This is way more fun than I thought it would be.

I need better reactions out of people, I think it's a numbers game. Most just stop replying altogether once it gets weird.

But I hope this lady emails me back, but I don't think she will.

Swallow my Cat

She was trying to sell this cat thing for $20



me:

Hello,
I came across your ad for the cat house. That is something really cool man. It's like a fish that swallows the cat, woah.

Where did you get that?

her:

Purchased in Palm Beach at pet store. Where are you located?

me:

I'm located in Waltham, what about you? where are you located?

her:

I am in Weston, next town over.

me:

oh cool, so what type of cat used to sleep in it? I have a bengal, she's a small little one. Looks like a nice spot for her. Can the mouth of that, what is it, a fish? Can the mouth close?

her:

The mouth doesn't close. The house is a leopard print with a big mouth as the opening. It's a cat with cat-fish resemblance b/c of the mouth.

I have a Coon cat who prefers the bed. He's too big now. I got the house when I was in Florida, but the cat just looked at it.

It's adorable, good for a smaller cat who like to sleep in cozy places. Decorative for the house, different

me:

From the looks of it, I could easily sew a zipper on the mouth so it can close. About how big is it exactly? would you say about 1.5 feet long? I'm sure I could put my cat in there and close the mouth with the zipper that I will install on it.

Would you consider doing $10 on it?

her:

NO

me:

What about $15? I really like it and I think it would be perfect for what I'm trying to do.
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