The Ad:
Jungle Cat House - $20
Plush, cat nap house. New. My cat won't go in it and is now too big. A kitten, young, or small cat would enjoy. Great hide out. Extremely decorative. Love it, but it's collecting dust in the corner. Cat spends time in his other beds and my bed (of course).
Swallow my Cat
me:
Hello,
I came across your ad for the cat house. That is something really cool man. It's like a fish that swallows the cat, woah.
Where did you get that?
her:
Purchased in Palm Beach at pet store. Where are you located?
me:
I'm located in Waltham, what about you? where are you located?
her:
I am in Weston, next town over.
me:
oh cool, so what type of cat used to sleep in it? I have a bengal, she's a small little one. Looks like a nice spot for her. Can the mouth of that, what is it, a fish? Can the mouth close?
her:
The mouth doesn't close. The house is a leopard print with a big mouth as the opening. It's a cat with cat-fish resemblance b/c of the mouth.
I have a Coon cat who prefers the bed. He's too big now. I got the house when I was in Florida, but the cat just looked at it.
It's adorable, good for a smaller cat who like to sleep in cozy places. Decorative for the house, different
me:
From the looks of it, I could easily sew a zipper on the mouth so it can close. About how big is it exactly? would you say about 1.5 feet long? I'm sure I could put my cat in there and close the mouth with the zipper that I will install on it.
Would you consider doing $10 on it?
her:
NO
me:
What about $15? I really like it and I think it would be perfect for what I'm trying to do.
Thanks
her:
Closing a cat in this is not a good idea.
Me:
Oh, why not?
Me:
I have another question, can it float? If it can, I am willing to pay your asking price right now. Thanks!