Today after the game I went for a walk in the country. I saw a couple of turkey buzzards with their heads up the south end of a north facing bloated skunk.
I thought in would make me feel better to do something nice for someone else, so I took off my Chiefs jersey, laid it out like a picnic blanket on the other side of the road and put a piece of fresh cake on it.
One took his head out of the bloated lower colon and said no thanks, that would leave a sour taste in my mouth.
I'm thinking about getting a twitter and tagging some @kcchiefs
Originally Posted by KC native
I said I'm an expert dickrider.