My brotherinlaw is a Lions fan.
A Detroit Lions fan currently feels sorry for Chiefs fans......
Rooting for the Chiefs is like having diarhea while you're wearing white pants, your belt is stuck and there is a line for the 1 seat stall. It's uncomfortable, it's likely to get messy and the only thing that makes it feel better is for it to be over.
"Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is silver"