[Black Bob]

Originally Posted by FAX

Retreat, o jackolump, and partake thee
Of thy bong and pray thee that
In such foliage as might be found
There, sweet, smoky Comfort
May send thee to oblivion.
For thy ramblings are moronic
And, therefore, whilst devoid of logic,
Remain yet veritably lush
With nonsense.

And whilst unconscious
In the shrouded mists
Of unnatural, seething vapors,
May thee find thyself
Fair enfranchised and communing
With the muses whose curses
Do ever direct and prevail upon
Whomsoever cross their path,
That they might perforce and necessarily
Beseech and alter thy brainpan
To take new considerations
And prevail that thy might see
The error of thy postings
And curtail forthwith
Thy villainous, melancholy missives.

FAX THE BARD

I could definately use some weed. I smoked every day all day for ten years and now only smoke once or twice a year. It's bee ten years since I smoked all the time. Why can't they just legalize the shit?