Is your name change permanent? Either way, I'd like to be the first to ask you to let Direckshun out of his bet with you. We already lost orange. We don't need to lose Direckshun too. I'd ask him to let you out of the bet too, but I don't think you have anything to worry about.
“[Cruz] might not be the most fun to have a drink at the bar with, but America needs a designated driver.” - Mica Mosbacher, wife of the late Robert Mosbacher, Secretary of Commerce