Is your name change permanent? Either way, I'd like to be the first to ask you to let Direckshun out of his bet with you. We already lost orange. We don't need to lose Direckshun too. I'd ask him to let you out of the bet too, but I don't think you have anything to worry about.
"I'll see you guys in New York." ISIS Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi to US military personnel upon his release from US custody at Camp Bucca in Iraq during Obama's first year in office.