Is your name change permanent? Either way, I'd like to be the first to ask you to let Direckshun out of his bet with you. We already lost orange. We don't need to lose Direckshun too. I'd ask him to let you out of the bet too, but I don't think you have anything to worry about.
"Well, it is one thing for Bill Clinton to say, I feel your pain. It is another thing for Barack Obama to say I feel your pain that I have caused." - George Will