Originally Posted by Literature
I like Dane. I think he's a great poster. That said, he has a certain style, and you followed it to a tee.
1) Assert your superiority through education, background, experience, etc.
2) Make a related anecdote, the better ones including a celebrity or awesome moment
3) Challenge other poster to a rebuttal
4) Finish it off by calling someone a dumbass, idiot, ****ing moron, etc.
DAMNIT! I wish I had a celebrity pilot story I could have added! I thought the crash landing story was my awesome moment... not awesome enough? I suck at this.
Also, if you or J diddy or Dirk had challenged me I likely wouldn't have added the idiot part. Cosmo gets that pretty much regardless of what he posts.