Originally Posted by jiveturkey
I'm guessing that there's 4 or 5 sitcom writers in the entire country that sit around and place stupid 1 liners in a massive bowl.
The scripts are then put together using trained marmots that reach in and place the stupid one liners in random order.
Last night I watched Partners with the wife (she sucks at watching TV) and I'm pretty sure that they're using untrained marmots.
She also watches Two Broke Girls, which was the first show that turned me on to the marmot conspiracy.
I heard it was Manatees and Beach Balls.
IOW - South Park did it.
BTW - Partners and 2BG are the bottom of the sitcom barrel. The latter is only popular for epic boobies on one of the stars. The former is gonna be gone quick.
The turkey twerked his tired tail
The cranberries comboed well with cooked kale
And sad Scotty Scott sadly sat, slowly singing 'Vicky Vale, Vicky Vale.'