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Originally Posted by Al Bundy
I saw that they have closed down the windseeker rides because one of them broke down last week and left riders trapped for quite a while.
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While visiting Six Flags Over Georgia, Muff Boudain was once stranded atop a malfunctioning roller coaster for approximately 6 hours. During that time and due to his prior rapid consumption of several beers, he found himself experiencing an horrific and urgent need to empty his bladder. After some consideration of the alternatives available to him, he chose to aim for a vacant area directly behind the "Pop-A-Balloon" game. Unfortunately for Muff, his prostate had been acting up and he missed the target completely, instead urinating on a local police officer and his wife. As the subsequent high-pitched screams provided him with more than sufficient evidence as well as indications of the severity of his error, Muff then attempted to escape by clambering down from the scaffolding structure using a Spiderman technique he had seen on television but was apprehended when his overalls became entangled on a strut. I believe he did about 90 days in county for that one.
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