No but I hope to get a Romney phone (tm) soon. Paid over $150k in taxes last year looking forward to saving enough for maybe two.
As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. -HL Mencken 1933