Here's the story of a man named Brady
And another guy who throws just like a girl
Matt threw high and Crennel said, "Go **** your mother"
Even on slants and curls
It's the story of a controversy
And a quarterback who couldn't pass a stone
Without killing guys who begged him for some mercy
With every ball he'd thrown
'Till one day when our head coach told this fellow
"Brady warm up 'cause I'm gonna lose my job."
If we run out of our backs and wide receivers
I'll have to shine Pioli's knob
That's when Crennel has to shine Pioli's knob