Ideally, if you want to be shrewd, you make a dummy account with no picture or real details on plentyoffish.
Once you got that done, scour the profiles of girls in your area; see what they want. In Springfield / SWMO's case, a bunch of simple girls who get wet for a dude who likes Luke Bryan and has a pickup truck.
Then you know what the enemy wants, and you can proceed from there. Build a facade; assume a totally false persona.
Doing so will *not* be easy, but if done correctly you should be able to fool some females into sleeping with you as long as you have the confidence, the ability to sell a lie, and the balls to keep calm under pressure.
And then it. Is. ON.
- credit goes to BoneKrusher for the pic
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