'Hamas' is our true Dark Knight.
I've felt like the stand-in all offseason. Just an impostor.
Tried to do my best but I'm not the real Batman.
Sure was fun being 'Hamas' lite, though!
Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.
Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a ****ing peasant at the shite homer trough.