Just for fun: Here's Trout's line if he had Cabrera's PA (which he would if the Angels hadn't been idiots to start the season):
33 HR/92 RBI/144 R/29 2B/10 3B/58 SB
Not trying to make any point with it. Just posting it because I had it.
Smith is Cassel. Cassel is Grbac. Grbac is Bono. Smith is a bum! We traded for a bum!
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