How about: "If you can read this, you are probably a miserable Chiefs fan too" or something to that effect.
We have a million reasons for failure, but not one excuse...
Die Donks, DIE!!
"Oh well, there's always next year. We'll be better then, you'll see..." - Every Chiefs fan for the last 42...crap...43 years...
Quit listening to all that crappy new music and check out HEADSTRONG!