Originally Posted by Matt Cassel's Love Child
It's ok dude, don't be angry that people laugh at Apple sheep behind their backs. Embrace your mindless cult of Apple and drink whatever they tell you to drink. Apple will be just fine without Jobs.
Oh wait! Isn't it exciting?! There's a seven inch iPad coming out! Stand in line! Get your credit cards out people! Don't forget the Apple care!
Good grief, dude. You're effing nuts.