Originally Posted by DJ's left nut
Texans are cool, they're just a little bit too excited about being from Texas.
UT sucks because it's in Austin. Those aren't real Texans, those are like taking the worst traits of Texans and combining them with the worst traits of New Englanders.
Essentially, they're Massholes.
And Massholes are the absolute worst things in the world.
Funny thing is, Austin is the only city in Texas I've ever heard anything positive about. Been to Houston & Dallas, don't wanna go back.