It was down to St. Louis and Pittsburgh for me. I chose St. Louis, but it would all depend on how much sex I was having at the time to be honest.
St. Louis because the St. Louis Cardinals are the reason I am a Chiefs fan to begin with...my dad was a die-hard Cards fan and raised me as one and also pointed out the utter idiocy and delusions of the Cubs fan base. My dad also happened to be a Bears fan, but wasn't as passionate about them as he was the Cardinals. I started noticing at around 7-8 years of age that the same dumbass Cubs fans that I bickered with at school, were Bears fans. These were my enemies and I could not root for the same team as them. Therefore, I became a Chiefs fan and have been hardcore since. Along with this, I love the city of St. Louis.
My fiancee is a die-hard Steelers fan. I actually brought this topic up a couple weeks ago to her... said something along the lines of "if the Chiefs organization ended up in Los Angeles or ceased to exist, I'd probably become a..." She interrupted me and said, "you would become a STEELERS fan." I responded with, "well, I was thinking Rams, but..." She interrupted me again and said, "I listen to all your shit about the Chiefs and sit through their games watching Matt Cassel trot around like a clueless idiot... let's just say that it doesn't seem fair to me that I actually have gotten to the point where I know more about the Chiefs than my beloved Steelers because of you and if you wanted to get laid more, you would be a Steelers fan. End of story." I thought she had a point.
I would call her bluff though...she can't resist me.
So I chose the Rams. And there is just something about "Pittsburgh" and the "Steelers" that I just can't imagine myself getting into...don't know what it is....maybe I have a soft spot for losers... Well, nevermind. I'm a St. Louis Cardinals fan, so that can't be it. I think it's because I hated the early 90's Pittsburgh Pirates teams.