I love the 'fun with selective end-points' game.
Keep on cutting your lines off just above where Elsbury was last year while cutting them just below where Elsbury exceeded him last year. That's a pretty solid way to make an 'historical' argument out of a season that was most certainly not without precedent.
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall.
2013 Adopt-A-Chief: AJ Jenkins, WR #13