I only get shitfaced on days that end in Y. I'm really glad I started this thread. When I fall off and someone posts, it's right in my face because my name and the word fatties is on it. Go ahead Clay, do your worst. I've earned it. Just gotta start back up now.
Best phone service ever. No contracts. Month to month billing. Only get charged for what you use. And they'll accept locked phones. Get a $25 service credit by signing up through this link.