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Old 10-04-2012, 06:29 PM   #38
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Originally Posted by Phobia View Post
As long as part of the bet stipulates that you trim all 9 nipple hairs before taking the picture. I thought you were my ex-wife at first.
You've had that experience as well, eh?

There was this sexy ass waitress in our town back when I was in graduate school (prior to meeting my lovely wife). I had the hots for her. She had the hots for me. She was just one of those chicks that you looked at and could almost feel that you'd be in the sack with her before the night was up. Just that sort of mutual attraction vibe.

I finally got her into the sack and turns out she:
1) Had the worst pair of tits I'd ever seen. Stretch marks and flopped to either side like a pair of gigantic ears when she was laying down. Just nasty.
2) Had hairy nipples
3) Was an IV drug user (thankfully I never actually slept with her).

It was the first time my "mutual attraction vibe" ever led me astray. I also met Mrs. Newchief shortly after. I must have realized my instincts were starting to trend southward.
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