Best possible way this ends: Pioli is fired, Cassel is traded for a 2nd round pick, Clark Hunt records an apology that plays on the video boards before every home game and Deb graduates from a 12-step program after joining Alcoholics Anonymous. The first Red Friday in 2013 features a dummy in a #7 jersey being burned in effigy, which becomes a tradition, not unlike Guy Fawkes Night in Britain.
Worst possible way this ends: The Patriot Way's elite hackers gain control of the planet, logs all of the IPs, cross references them with the IP list for anyone who has purchased a ticket to a Chiefs game, and bans all of those people from Arrowhead for life. Deb is gifted George Blowfish's seats for life. The Planet is destroyed forever due to a constant stream of DDoS attacks originating from the Boston area. The pilot loses his license.
Alex Smith's current 9.8 YPC is one of the lowest marks in the NFL over the last 10 seasons. Only a few QBs have been worse:
Ryan Mallett (9.8), Derek Carr (9.4), Christian Ponder (9.8), Brady Quinn (9.8), Ryan Fitzpatrick (8.6), Brodie Croyle (9.7), Charlie Frye (9.7), Bruce Gradkowski (9.4), David Carr (9.2)