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Old 10-05-2012, 10:03 PM   #48
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Dayton Ohio
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One I get a lot from my dad is "You'd screw up hogans goat" but any more when I do something stupid he just baa's at me.

My grandpa has hundreds but some of my personal favorites

- "Ill stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry"
- "I could shit through a screen door and not hit a wire"
- "You're windier than a bag full of assholes"
- "Hotter than two rats ****ing in a wool sock"
- When something irritates him: "If you had that and a feather up your ass we'd both be tickled"
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