To some awful smelling person "he/she could knock a buzzed of a shit wagon"
Ugly women "she could make a train take a dirt road"
Being shitfaced "drunker than a hooters goat". . My brothers and I still have zero Idea how this equates to drunkenness.
First time chaning my spark plugs on my first car Olds 442. Having trouble getting plug to thread, and my dad says "put a little hair around it and I bet you could find it"