Originally Posted by the Talking Can
here's my version:
To anyone reading this from outside of this board:
In 7 hours, an airplane is going to take off, find scott pioli's suite at Arrowhead, and crash into it.
To Matt - It's personal. Die of aids.
To Pioli - Let's be honest, you fat clown, you are the biggest fraud in the NFL and every person drawing a breath on the planet hopes you drink an antifreeze cocktail and die so we can burn your body in an aids dumpster.
To everyone else - go **** yourselves, you weepy pussies. The only good thing that can happen to this shit eating franchise (besides Clark selling it to someone who cares about winning) is for the Chiefs to go 1-15 and draft Geno Smith. If that makes you cry or post in ALL CAPS on Facebook, then do me a favor: attach this radar beacon to yourself and go to a public space. Wait for the sweet Apache Helicopter of Death to arrive. It's coming.
The Chiefs will finish 5-11, Alex Smith will play horribly, and Geno and I will cackle with glee while he burns Kansas City.