I don't even know why we care about this jobs report. Even if you take it as good news, and I'm no sure whether it is or isn't, it's way too little, way too late. Surely there isn't a single person who watched the debate with an open mind who will take this minor drop in the unemployment rate as convincing evidence that the empty suit who has been telling us about recovery summer for three straight years is the guy best suited to lead us to better economic times.
"I'll see you guys in New York." ISIS Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi to US military personnel upon his release from US custody at Camp Bucca in Iraq during Obama's first year in office.